Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
she came over and started getting naked and said its not like i came over to just hang out
youve hit the jackpot
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
Bless her heart. Her stupid, drunk, adderall-ed heart.
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I'm sad about how hungover I'm gonna feel tomorrow.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
Not even a manhunt keeps my brother and his friends from the bars
Randomize
