Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
wat bout pragnant strippers??
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
It's official, my little sister has hooked up with more girls than I have.
I showed remarkable dignity in such a compromising situation. Except I came off as sort of a blue ball giver.
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
I woke up tied to the door handle with reindeer patterned socks. You can tell it's Christmas.
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
Did we have sex last night?
No. You laid in my bed and I brought you taco bell.
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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