Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
it looked like a condom graveyard when i woke up. they were everywhere
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
Whatever you gave me is making me lactate
Seriously wondering if smoking a bowl for lunch was a bad idea.
OR THE BEST. STAY TUNED.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
Well, I'm off to go seduce a gay man. In 10 years when I'm 300 pounds, sitting in a mumu surrounded by my 500 cats, remind me of this text. That way I can be like "ohhh THERE'S where I went wrong!!"
You see it tends to piss fathers off when they find their daughter in the arms of a shirtless guy that neither he nor his daughter knows.
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I have a fantastic sense of humor but being called a merman isn't funny
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
