I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
We need to make tonight low-budget
Is this your way of suggesting flasks?
side note: on a scale of 1-10, how bad an idea is it to hook up with 9 cats guy?
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
Peeing in taco bell cups is part of the fun of going to taco bell
Whats a polite way to say 'if you havent put on a freshman 15 i would like to see you during break'?
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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