she was so not down for the gang bang
Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
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