Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
My mom had to physically restrain me because I wouldn't stop acting like a dinosaur.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
No, your dick is problems. Anyone you fuck haunts us for the rest of the semester. If you need to get laid, I'll personally drive you out of state.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
My 19 year old brother just hooked up with his 45 year old cougar kindergarten teacher. These sorts of situations make me realize why the sorority girls call him Wondercock
True freedom is running around a sex club in former power plant in Berlin wearing a boots, a jock
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
I hope one day I make out with someone in a taco truck :(
I'm glad I inspire you to reach for the stars
Or a taco
I'm at that point in my life where keeping an extra pair of underwear in my purse is normal.
HIS DICK ISNT BIG ENOUGH FOR HIM TO BE THAT PROUD OKAY
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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