Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Consumer Beware: Redhead has herpes.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
he is fucking friends with his exwife on facebook, but he defriends me after 3 dates? am i that crazy?
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
OH YEAH AND FORGOT TO THANK YOU FOR THE lack of WARNING THAT HE WASN'T CIRCUMSIZED.
I'm sorry but if you can't drink a bottle of wine without a glass, I do not think we can be friends.
anyone who texts me today gets a complimentary picture of my mangled foot. starting with you.
ewwwww wtf when you left last night you were fine?
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
We have to do it Saturday and get a thirty. If i remember correctly it takes me 12 beers to become a wizard
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
Oh. So it is a cult
Basically. But a nice cult. They eat muffins and talk about fundraising.
I was at his place until 2am. We just sat really close an stared at each other. I think you are right. Germans must not have feelings. Not even tingly ones in their pants.
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