Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
Her facebook status is 'PERCS ON DECKKK~' which is probably why she still lives with her parents.
Howd you meet this guy?
I found him next to my pants on sunday morn.
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
I told her I was dressed as a gag reflex judge.....she won, literally hands down.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Im part way to drunk.
last time we were there you stole a tap from the toilets. How are you confused that your bag is full of baubles you clearly can't stop collecting their furnishings
Just walked out of the train bathroom after having sex and got a round of applause from the passengers. Definitely the best part of the trip.
Idk... I'm not sure why anyone would use a flesh light in general. Let alone hook it up to a wifi device.
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