you think thats bad? Today I had to pop a zit on my sack.
I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
This coming from the girl who broke up with a guy because she found out he played the tuba in middle school.
Im rolling a blunt of encouragement for you to return to
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
ever had the feeling "I've been drunk in this bathroom before?" Like De ja drunk?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
went to class still drunk this morning and my professor made the class give me a round of applause and said, "see people, THIS is inspirational... if she can make it to class in this condition there is no excuse not to show up!"
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