Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
We're both on the slippery slope toward middle age...and really shame riddled bar experiences
Theres a 75% chance I'm wearing a hocky mask and nothing else right now
Ps I am
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
Dude he downed 9 shots of tequila, sang bohemian rhapsody with 3 randoms Wayne's world style, solo'd closing time, chased the hot bartender's dog all the way to main, tackled him, carried him back, hot bar tender hugged AND kissed him, then he does a jumping heel click and leaps into my car through the window. Next rounds free at the yeti. Needless to say your little brother is a tequila god.
Basically.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Let's be honest, I've seen a decent amount of dicks in my life and very few of them have been worth all the trouble.
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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