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I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
A homeless guy asked you to feel your boobs, you accepted in exchange for his broom to go with your witch costume..... that's when I cut you off
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
Was it just me or did you also find it awkward when "glad you came" started playing on pandora right after you finished?
I wish I could be happy with a nice Christian girl, but no, I need a hot mess who starts bar fights
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
You ate ashes out of my bong
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
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