if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
So that'd what fifty dollars of chicken at 7/11 looks like. Made it to work on time. Puked twice. BOOM.
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
Look at you go. You're like the Slutty Librarian that Could. They should write children's books about you. Children's books for adults.
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
where will you be at 9:30 tonight?
piledriving you in your roommate's bed?
I had the hottest doctor assess me at the hospital. He smelled like heaven and sex.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
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