ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Have you ever straight up just taken a bite out of a block of cheese? Because it's amazing.
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
do you realize that she was the awkward lesbian in high school and now bangs more girls than probably both of us combined?!
It made me think of you cause he just screamed "CAPTAIN PLANET" a lot and kicked people in the balls.
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
K, so let's go ahead and say that mcnugget and margarita Tuesday was a bad idea
You fucked her?! HER?!
She sent me a nudie pic with a bunch of weed nuggets all over her tits...what was I supposed to do? I don't hate America sir.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
Where does drinking Flat, warm beer from two days ago rank of the No Fucks Given scale?
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
Two words: nipple clamps
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