To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
omg i forgot michael madsen was in free willy this is the most epic movement of my stoned life
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
Even though I wasn't drunk last night, I peed in the sink just so I could keep my record going
She even gives head with a lisp.
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Yeah dude. They were so drunk they actually drank the pool water. Which I'm pretty sure will kill them. My parents chlorine the shit out of that thing cuz they know how much sex my brothers have in it
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Did she owns a vibrator that will set off seismic activity.
Standing here wondering if its a good idea to cook pork chops in the toaster or not.
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
And two different second-graders said my make up was pretty. It's left over from last night bc I woke up 5 min before I was supposed to leave.
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