Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
You going to have to be more specific than the night we blew an 8ball off the toilet..
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Some girl woke me up at 1:30 am looking for weed and the next thing I know I'm in a hot tub with 3 girls, 2 40's, and a blunt.
In other news, I just sent her a video of me masturbating while driving in the rain, so I guess you could say I've mastered Snapchat
also, I think I lit my hair on fire when I got home..
I'm sorry, but if I hear stories of you getting fingered in the ass, and selling weed, you are not coming to my party.
I feel like the physical embodiment of the pot leaf eyes smiley face
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
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