I have to collect my sorority sisters from greek row... I hate how being dd is a night and morning job
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
Saw the college gyno today. It has now been medically confirmed that I have a perfect vagina.
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
He tried to stick it in and I asked him what he wanted to name our child and he quit.
and then you looked me right in the eyes and said "i just really wanna pet some horses right now"
i feel like the wall was a canvas for his penis.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
I used to put Bugles on my penis and pretend it was a wizard.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
Here’s how sick I am. I’m not hungry. I don’t want coffee. And I don’t want dick. So, you know it’s bad.
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
Randomize
