I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Church boner. Awkwardddd
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
Sorry for making you give strangers a ride for hits of acid.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I found a fried uncrustable on the table from last night.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
I did the walk of shame this morning and his mom hugged me in the driveway
Google imaged your anal issues. Seems fuckable still.
So apparently being drunk at work isn't allowed.. who knew?
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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