My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
By the way, your roommate is right. His penis is much bigger than yours.
I'm more picky about my flip flops than the guys I sleep with
i like being sick. whatever the doctor gave me is awesone. the walls are waving at me. i never want to get better.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
I pissed myself at the bar so I threw away my wet underwear and kept partying... you act you've never done that before
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
I'm the one on the patio wearing underwear. Holding a pipe. Pigtail and glasses. Can't miss me.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
Had a job interview today. Walked into the room and said "IT'S GO TIME, BITCHES".
Um. I just realized I still have a beer in my purse from last night. I'm at work. I am so classy.
I just sharted for the first time in my life. Age 33. Lying in bed. Sober. 2021 is off to a great start!
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