yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
It was like if Side-show Bob had a vagina for a mouth
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
So I cleaned the toilet last night at 2 am and woke up with pink eye. Never doing that again.
Dude turns out her best friend is lesbian...there is no wingman for this situation
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Your girlfriend is in jail- I've just never been able to use that in a sentence before. Thank you both!
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
I had 2 bags of iv saline fuilds for brunch and the buffet at the strip club for dinner. happy easter.
Do you remember lying across two tables saying 'go away I'm trying to pull' to me, Sollie and Sean?
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
She flashed us last time and pissed all over the floor this time. I'm scared to invite her back.
I ACCIDENTALLY MURDERED MY COUSIN
HOW DO YOU ACCIDENTALLY MURDER YOUR COUSIN
Why did I wake up with a half-eaten burrito and a vaccuum cleaner in my bed? ...on top of me.
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