It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
so my 6 year old came home from school and asked me if he was a bastard cause the kids at school called him one, i told him to call them a clit. those parents will hate me
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
He said he was gonna go pull a lochte and the next thing we know he's outside ass naked peeing in the neighbors kiddie pool.
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
I just faked an orgasm while masturbating. Idk what exactly my problem is but I have one
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
These tits shall not be calmed
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
don't worry, i'll dog sit again, the barking made the sex better, its like he was cheering for us, we were just THAT good.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
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