Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
So his "youporn" cam totally caught me stealing quesadilla leftovers.
help me choose which girl to send myself boning to my girlfriend to make her want to break up
which one looks the most like her?
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
We were playing hot potato with real potatoes at 3am
The best, and by the best I mean the worst, was the 7 month along pregnant chick in the skin tight body suit.
And you will no longer be getting a thank you note from my vagina
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
VIVE LA RESISTANCE
Oh god, what now?
Randomize
