We should be called the Road Head Warriors
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
all adderall does is make me the grand champion of using wikipedia.
getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Hey thanks again for rolling me that blunt necklace. It was amazing.
Shot gunning beers for breakfast. You better be ready for today.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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