And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Woke up to a bouquet of flowers in my toilet bowl. Drunk hubby loves me.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
All i remember is Liz dragging me home yelling at me, crying, and barfing
I woke up to the sound of gentle rain, only to realize I was laying under a urine trough in the men's restroom. Fuck you, bourbon. Fuck you.
hes fine. but he did fall asleep while tebowing and started snoring
so much tequila, so little girl.
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Please don't try and hook up with one of your high school teacher's friends
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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