I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
I successfully cooked a taquito with a lighter! My stomach hurts now tho.. im either guna blame it on the undercooked taquito or im feeling guily about porkin my brothers gf a lil bit ago
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
Farmville is her only friend.
The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
Some chick in the back of my Psychologhy of Addictions class just did a line off her hand. She tried to make it look subtle.
I'm in the line at the airport trying not to vomit on the person in front of me. Happy Tuesday.
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I dipped out before he woke up, but I made sure to take the pizza with me.
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
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