This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
They're like penises that have been put in a blender.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
I really like her...she always overpays me for xanax and still feels the need to fuck me to make up for it....
Just realized I'm going to have to make you sign a non-disclosure agreement before my wedding.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Dude! I just figured out I can successfully hide a 4oz flask between my boobs without endangering my cleavage! College: conquered!
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
They are going to name an STD after you.
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
Randomize
