We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
Why would you fall asleep? This is why i cant drink with my lesbian friends anymore. They take my clothes off and get vodka in my top ramen. Only yoouuu can prevent forest fires.
Dont really know what happened near the end, Pockets were filled with skittles though
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
You don't even know. The entire marching band thinks I'm an alcoholic.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
Holy shit, we're married as fuck.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
I really just gave up on masterbating because I'm too tired. I really am getting old.
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