It was just so hard to get through Conan without crying like a baby. I'm just so proud of him.
Currently having a discussion about how bad cheating is with the girl im dating and the girl im fucking. This might be a sign that i need to reassess my life
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
There's a fried egg and an empty bottle of reddiwhip in the parking lot. Did you have fun last night?
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
Sex obviously provides more sustenance than oatmeal.
All I want to do is ice my pussy, but then my husband would probably infer that I was not at a business meeting last night.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
My fucking earlobe is bruised what the hell
Well I've always wanted to get head while playing WoW...
K I'll do it, but mine is going to be WAY weirder. Your not allergic to shellfish, right?
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Put on your bikini and meet me at the pool \nit’s cock o’clock!
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