new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
It's a sad day when you have to slightly move your fupa to shave.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
just threw up on dog. broke microwave with cheese and spoon. having a bath with my barbies singing final countdown.
before you ask yes i found the absinthe under your bed. ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWWWWNNNNNN
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
Her stripper name is Geico. I'm not drunk or creative enough to make this up.
There is a chick at the bar in a bumble bee onesie, complete with wings. Yeah, I must be back in Seattle.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
painting my nails while super high-drunk. Ended up painting my entire hands. Both.
How’s the date going?? Do you think he’s gonna cut your face off and wear it to his birthday party?
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