Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
She finally woke up and said, "Me- nothing, potato peeler- 1." And rolled back over.
He googled the address of the bar, then sent me a text saying "6.3 miles. Too far. :( Apparently I am only worth a 5 mile radius.
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Lives are in shambles. Livers are in disrepair. Our friend was missing for 2 days. His brother slept in a porta potty. God damn you college world series
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
I would rather her be sleeping with someone new than getting to go Harry Potter world before me...
Does your drug dealer have a printer I can use??
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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