Hello, balls-out mistake. It's been a while.
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Her tattoo has the intellectual profundity of snakes on a plane except you can't laugh.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
we've progressed from teabagging to lighting eachothers asses on fire. this cannot be a good path.
Because if the best sex I've ever had was with a gay guy, then God help me.
You know when the three of us hug it out in the alcohol isle in walmart it's gonna be fun.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
You don't get to call me bro after you've had your dick in me.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
We need to stop smoking. I just ran into a glass door.
on a campus of 30,000 people, i should not be able to see every single guy I've ever hooked up with at one party.
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
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