playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Dude I just figured out the mystery flavor of airhead is vodka sprite, no way i'm wrong
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
Safe to say I relapsed into my old chatroulette drunk flashing days.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I feel like he better crank it up to level RG IV tomorrow. It's the fucking playoffs.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Apparently I taped knives to my hands and made everyone call me wolverine
Dude I asked him to get me beef jerky at 4 am and he actually walked to CVS to get it. CVS closes at 12 but it was the perfect opp to dip out
Nothing like a near-death experience to start off your Thanksgiving...
I sent her a dick pic and used brett Favre's dick pick. She asked me why I had pictures of old men's dicks saved on my phone... I just can't win bro
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