She is in my trunk
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Good news.. I found out what I did Saturday night. Bad news... I found out what I did Saturday night.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Do not buy a prego test at the Walgreens you frequent. It's awkward. Just trust me.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
Dennis picked up a 50 year old woman. Then he and Dan got in a fight and jumped out of the limo. No one knows what happened to them.
Randomize
