he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
In The Air Tonight was playing in the dentist's office. Had to stop the cleaner to do the drums.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
You took a bag of frozen peas to bed wiith you "to help with the inflamation".
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
Watch out, there's a giant vagina in the quad running around screaming at people.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
You were discovered in a bush, smoking, and singing "in the jungle" to yourself. Which explains the scratches, but not the orange paint.
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
You kept singing "your gonna lose that girl" to him right in front of her.. of course you got punched in the face.
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