Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Wow, Pearl Harbor and The Notebook are on. Its like the Im going to kill myself marathon.
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
She had her laptop open and there was microsoft word opend and all was written was "no italianoo"
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
I'm now at a gay bar with our relatives
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
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