I'm saving my limes so I'll know how many drinks I've had.
I do the same thing, but I use ice cubes.
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Am I getting cock blocked by karaoke? That's a first.
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