We were so bored at work tonight that we were in dry storage taking turns pouring the boxed wine we use for cooking into each others' mouths. I think I'm starting to understand the "problem" aspect of "drinking problem."
Im rethinking drunk tuesdays. Also rethinking ovaries.
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
my summer class's final was canceled bc it interfered with the world cup. he is giving us all A's on it. I love europe
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Girl just walked into the bar with a T-shirt that says "I'm not Irish, kiss me anyways." Target aquired.
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
The waitress at the airport bar just asked me if I wanted a "to go" beer, hahahahaha OF COURSE I WANT A TO GO BEER.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
Sorry I twat blocked you earlier I didn't know Sam was over. But, my house my rules, I don't have to knock before I enter. I did see naked butts and smelt "Sex Stank" in the air, we're going to have to set some ground rules when I get home. Hugs and kisses..Mom
We just broke up and deleting his dick pics is the hardest thing I've ever had to do.
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