Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
awoke with 47 plastic lawn flamingos in my bed and on surrounding floor. explanation?
you said they were your minions of evil that protected you from ferrets.
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
you were carrying a trash bag around insisting it was your purse. I'll let you guess how your night went
and honestly a story about how you met your future husband that DOESN'T include the words "creeped him on facebook" is really not a story worth sharing
when we asked you if you had had anything to drink tonight you looked up from the toilet while cupping the water into your hands and said "this.. just this"
Either I'm losing my touch or ED is running rampant in 20 something men now
Not many best friends can say they've all made out with a homeless guy
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
He came when Ron Burgundy started playing the jazz flute. How do you think it went?
Sneaking the vodka in was the easy part.. listening to medley of puking in the porta pottys was not
Who told you he won a fight? He slammed his face into the ground while trying to do 11 push-ups
Yeah, sometimes it takes a while to realize, wow you kind of suck and not in the fun way
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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