ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
Note to self: when drunk try to remember that ctrl, alt and dance doesnt exist on a keyboard.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Come on, without my personality, I'm a pretty good one night stand.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
In hindsight I shouldn't have been blasting Antichrist Superstar if I didn't want to seem suspicious driving up to a Catholic church
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