me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Right before we were going to have sex he said it was his "lucky condom" I don't know if that means its used or what.. But I'm freaking out either way.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
I am one Jewel song away from suicide watch
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Do you understand how hard it is to go down on a guy underwater? Didn't think so....
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
I'm telling you, I 'm beginning to think that my vagina is magical.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
It’s a 10 inch dick! Of course I’m getting a Brazilian
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