i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
the party we were at had security guards carrying paintball guns. that probably should have been the first sign
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
He just broke up w his most recent gf again, wish I could message her and be like it's not you he's gay.
You have no idea how pumped I am. I literally plan on dying. You're in my will
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
I probably should have waited until after the game to pity fuck him. You know, seeing as we lost.
Whats your number? 5 or more?
Cinco. It sounds smaller in Spanish.
It is unclear if my flaming esophagus is hangover induced.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
Don’t be alarmed my pee bowl is in your shower
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