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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
I feel like i'm in "To Catch a Predator - The Musical"
I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
we couldnt tell if he was gay so we started working glee quotes into the conversation to see if he noticed.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
It was after I slept with him he tells me he's a juggalo
Well it was nice knowing him
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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