Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Been drinkin since 3, wearing a tutu, how could things go wrong
I'm stoned in an empty parking lot listening to dave matthews while looking for a lighter.... I feel like I sent this 7 years ago.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
We're trying to see who can drink the most and still be eligible to donate blood tomorrow.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
She dresses like Bruce Banner and fucks like the Hulk. She is all of my lesbian fantasies come true.
See if shell let you call her dr banner in bed
There's no such thing as shame in your world, is there?
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
is caitlin alive?
ya she's alive she's watching a movie
ok remind her she drank toilet water then.
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