Already got asked if we're dating
I murdered the dance floor call the cops
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
God is so good, I would give him a blow job right now.
I woke up naked by my window. blinds open. smiley face drawn on my window.
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Her mom offered to give me a lap dance. I was a guest, I couldn't say no.
Well it's been 24 hours and I still feel like a mammoth sat on my balls
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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