i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
he was CRYING into my vagina
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
i dont even know how to be here
Ok Ghana you win again. Tell you what...Double or nothing over women's tennis, basketball, hockey, war, baseball, golf, swimming, diving, oil spills, box office proceeds, internet porn sites, criminals incarcerated, women's downhill, bass fishing, NASCAR, or GDP?
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
The text I got from my boyfriend this morning: "babe, I'm not mad because I know you were drunk, but you kissed 3 guys last night and I wasn't one of them".
I wasn’t trying, but work got a lot easier and more fun once he starred flirting with me and looking at my ass
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