Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
His sister just told me that she thinks i'm a stupid bitch and that by going thru with this I'm ruining his life.
sounds like a hell of a rehearsal dinner
i have only one word for you: 3somewithnorwegiangirls
Went to bed with a bowl of spaghetti O's on my chest, I make my own breakfast in bed. New level of laziness
She insisted on cleaning her room in the dark. 5 minutes in, she forgot what she was doing and started putting shirts on instead of hanging them up.
Seeing your one night stand on campus never gets less awkward. Why is Subway the only good place to eat?
I woke up to his balls in my face, so naturally I limboed under him and headed to the bathroom. When I came out he was asleep on the floor.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
I have just discovered the land of milk and honey. and by milk i mean vodka and by honey i mean tequila.
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
I did put on a shirt to start the night, right?
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