I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
Just tried to put my sweatpants on backwards...the chances of passing my physics exam just went down about 100%.
it's like iHOP with fire
It only takes once for you to drunkly piss on a chick for her to lose interest in you.
Like what kind of adult things? Whats more adult than drinking at 2pm on a monday?
I just got released from jail. still in my kilt. bring pants damnit. they won't understand.
pants will make it better? really?
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Showering in not my own throw up is really hittin the spot right now.
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
Getting high in the car with mom and the aunts during intermission for drag queen bingo. Details later.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
Getting drunk at 9 am is not a super power.
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