check it out our google latitudes are spooning
I woke up, mistook him for my ex, and started screaming. It was all that chest hair. I don't think this relationship is going anywhere.
Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
I vomitted in the hotel where they film gossip girl last night. Everywhere.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
Pre-game strategy: play thunder by yourself in the shower. Surprisingly, success.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
Ice skating? Did you see me last night? I don't even know where my socks are
At some point tonight the bad ideas in my head became bad decisions that happened outside my head
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Chasing my kid around a 30' jungle gym was not how I envisioned spending the day off work to recover from a vasectomy.
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
Neighbor just came over and asked if I had anything to clean blood out of carpet... it's definitely time to move.
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