in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Just come back with most of your limbs...and your dick. Please and thank you
IF SOMEONE ASKS YOU IF YOU WANT THE GOOD DRUGS YOU SAY YES.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Its a sick, sad, world when parents get more ass then you.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
This morning confirmed it...there's no maybe about it. She definitely wasn't born with it. It was definitely the Maybelline.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
Also this morning I remembered seeing the stripper he threw up on later in the night. She was clothed though.
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