beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
You were basically naked. Just covered in pink duck tape and feathers. I'd have to say this is beyond the slutty mark..
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Honestly the war on drugs is dumb and you can just sleep in my bed which is mega comfortable anytime you want. There I said it
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
"Bring the kids" is the most terrifying 3 words I've ever heard in my life.
I learned something last night. Strippers can be on house arrest?
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I'm currently eating a turkey dinner, listening to xplosive by dr. Dre, and drinking rum. Hispanic christmas dinners are the best.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
i spent most of last night convincing myself that dan akroyd wasn't actually standing in my bathroom holding a dead chicken
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