NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
what part of what i said meant "bring a bowl"
"bouncy castle"
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
I feel like i could break down a fucking wall with this boner
Soooo, coming over soon?
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
No it was good. I serenaded the holding cell occupants with a fabulous rendition of Making Love out of Nothing at all. It was fucking amazing!
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
My dick has a subreddit
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
Randomize
