Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
so i asked him why he doesn't wanna see me anymore and he said he was questioning his sexuality. cool.
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
Learned a valuable life lesson last night. It's titled "Tequila: Still A Bad Idea".
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Maybe tomorrow I'll be drunk again and can provide you with texts at a more reasonable hour. Here's hoping. GOodnight. Tebow loves you
He goes "hi, free today?" WHEN AM I EVER FREE ON A SATURDAY, I GOT HUNGOVER TO BE AND DRUNK TO GET.
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
someone just got arrested on campus...
holy fuck look at all that cocaine
I need to thank someone for this kid's penis.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
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