Sooo... I woke up in the shower this morning. It was on.
That still doesn't explain why you thought it was a good idea to paint a cow on my guitar
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
I feel that shower jager is exactly what this man needs after last night.
You're a disgrace to gay men everywhere.
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Using a miniature baseball bat to kill a mosquito in the house may not have been the most efficient or safest way, but that thing is fucking dead. However, so are three wine glasses, a lamp, and my baseball bat privileges. Worth it.
My last google search is "how to build a flamethrower"
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
It's a race to see if I finish the bottle first or my homework
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